MomCraft: No Apologies for Growing Up

apologies, blended family, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, custody, doctor’s appointment, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, Growing, growing up, Maturity, medical care, MomCraft, parenting, Preferences, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crops Grown:	2743	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where custody battles and doctor appointments are the main attractions!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting over which doctor your virtual child should see for a physical exam. Will you choose the male doctor like Calvin, or will you stick with the female doctor like his mom? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious in-game drama!

With a park across the street that has been taken over by kids and DINKs living in the hills, our server is the perfect place for some wild adventures and unexpected twists. Plus, with a 10-year-old son who worships his older brother and a mom who just can’t seem to stay out of the drama, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for some outrageous fun and crazy antics. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, arab, Arab beauty, attractive physique, big booty, body goals, Bootylicious, curvy, exotic beauty, hourglass figure, huge ass, Land, middle eastern, Oasis, sexy curves, slim frame, slim hips, slim waist, stunning curves, Thick, thick thighs, tiny waist, voluptuous

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5168	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	167	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Buildings Constructed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	6293

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Buildings Constructed:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	286
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	294	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mines Excavated:	1364
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	237
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!