MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Animals Bred:	65
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	229

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8532
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crops Grown:	7242	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Items Found:	6458	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Emeralds Found:	443	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3063
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	120

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.