MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magic Items Found:	5737
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7860	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crops Grown:	8753
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	649001

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9294	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9907	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	447	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	5028	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250