MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GenocideGamerGirl

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	4716	Enchantments Applied:	269
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	6162	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Star Shards Collected:	203	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!