Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

    Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 512820 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • What are Minecraft servers like SamMc ?

    What are Minecraft servers like SamMc
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    Some similar Minecraft servers to SamMc include: 1. Mineplex – Known for its large player base and diverse range of mini-games, Mineplex offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay options. 2. Hypixel – Renowned for its custom minigames and unique quests, Hypixel is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic and engaging server experience. 3. The Hive – With its focus on competitive gameplay and fast-paced action, The Hive attracts players looking for intense PvP battles and challenging obstacles. 4. CubeCraft – Featuring a variety of mini-games and creative building modes, CubeCraft appeals to players seeking both competitive and relaxed gaming experiences. 5. Lifeboat Network – Known for its survival games and role-playing servers, Lifeboat Network offers a wide range of gameplay options for players of all interests.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have reimagined the game as a crutches edition! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, now you’ll be fighting off creepers and zombies with crutches!

    Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Potions Brewed: 123
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

    Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP
    Meet our hero and the titular protagonist of the hit series Chainsaw Man, but in Minecraft form! Join our wacky SMP where instead of chopping down trees with an axe, you use a chainsaw like a true lumberjack extraordinaire!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

    Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mom’s MineCraft Server

    Mom’s MineCraft Server
    Are you and your mom like two peas in a pod? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can team up with your mom and take on the virtual world together! Build epic structures, battle fearsome mobs, and show everyone that mother-son/daughter duos are the ultimate power team in the gaming universe. Join now and make your mom proud by dominating the leaderboards with your unbeatable teamwork!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back

    Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.

    But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 49

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server

    KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos begins! Join now and become the new Great III of the Minecraft world.

    Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Towns Built: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • End of Humanity Minecraft SMP

    End of Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, humanity is on the brink of extinction! But hey, who cares about saving the world when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends instead?

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?

    Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP

    New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

    But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Towns Built: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

    Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Unfriendly Minecraft Server

    Unfriendly Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

    2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

    3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

    4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

    So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Star Shards Collected: 247

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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