Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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