Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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