Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Magic Items Found: 7022 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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