hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally change ur perception of attractiveness without u even knowing it! how crazy is that?

imagine building ur dream house while ur brain is being modulated in the medial prefrontal cortex. u won’t even know what hit u, but suddenly everything will look 10 times more attractive. u’ll be like, “wow, that block of dirt is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen!”

not only that, but this server is filled with the most insane stories u’ll ever hear. like, did u know that the creepers on this server are actually secret agents working for the government? they’re not trying to blow u up, they’re just trying to gather intel on ur building skills.

so come join us on this crazy, mind-bending server. who knows what u’ll discover about urself and ur perception of attractiveness. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Animals Bred: 174
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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