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YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9500
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	94	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Items Found:	1698	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3054	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Emeralds Found:	8564	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1201	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.

Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chimeras Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Votes:	5789	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9022
Emeralds Found:	6504	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3854	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Divine Spears Created:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

Players:	100/600	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7371
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1