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MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, Beloved, Cinema, classic, comfort movie, Enduring, Entertainment, Favorite, film, go-to movie, love, memorable, Movie, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must watch, Nostalgia, repeat viewing, Repeatable, rewatch, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crops Grown:	2475
Ores Mined:	1775	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you gotta join ASAP! Like, I heard that if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! And like, the owner of the server is a secret billionaire who only plays Minecraft to find the lost city of Atlantis!

But wait, there’s more! I heard that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the Macarena! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build the tallest tower on the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry!

So like, why are you still reading this?? Go join the server now and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #LarryTheLlamaIsMySpiritAnimal

CreeperCuisine

balanced diet, Breakfast, Cooking, CreeperCuisine, diet, Dinner, eating habits, Food, food choices, food diary, food intake, food journal, food tracking, Healthy Eating, lunch, Meal, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, recipes, SNACKS

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	255
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re eating is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, on our server, you can feast like a king! We have a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples, diamond-coated cake, and even a secret stash of creeper cupcakes (they explode with flavor in your mouth)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited bacon for life. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Pizza Portal, where every slice teleports you to a different dimension filled with cheese and pepperoni.

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds go wild! Who needs real food when you can dine like a Minecraft god?

CraftyTradeWars

Canada, China, CraftyTradeWars, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global market, Import Taxes, international relations, mexico, North America, political decisions, protectionism, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Votes:	1507
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. we got unicorns running around, and you can ride them into battle against evil zombies and stuff.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?

also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.

plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.

so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Sanctuary

anti-White bias, BIAS, discrimination, Diversity, diversity initiatives, diversity programs, diversity training, equality, experiments, inclusion, minority groups, perceptions, Race, racial group, racial sensitivity, researchers, Sanctuary, snowflake, social psychology, valued, White participants, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	95	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, the most diverse place ever! We got all sorts of peeps from different backgrounds, makin’ it a real party up in here.

And get this, if you join, you’ll feel like a freakin’ VIP, cuz we got diversity initiatives up the wazoo! It’s like, we’re all about inclusivity and stuff, but watch out, cuz the White players might start feelin’ a lil’ left out. They’ll be all like, “Yo, why they makin’ me feel anti-White bias? This is some wild shiz, man!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’re just tryna shake things up and keep it interesting. So come on down to the most diverse Minecraft server around, where the only bias you’ll feel is towards havin’ a good time!

LanderYT

Application Process, Community, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Friendly, Hermitcraft-like, LanderYT, LGBTQ, members, October 2021, Playstyle, Previous experience, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, smp, Squaremap, Staff Team, teleport command, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Emeralds Found:	5454
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Tweaks	Description
Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality.
Teleport command	The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.

Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I apply to join the server?	Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server.
Question: Can I use mods on the server?	Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged.
Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience.
Question: How can I communicate with other players?	Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication.
Question: What are event coins used for?	Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, coming out, Echoes, Enchanted, Gay, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., personal journey, queer, Self Discovery, self-realization, Sexuality

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

#Sayings, annoying phrases, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, disrespectful phrases, instant disrespect, instant turn off, irritating sayings, lack of manners, lose respect, pet peeve, phrases, phrases that show lack of respect, phrases to avoid, phrases to avoid saying, phrases to cringe at, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rude comments, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4838	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Votes:	8741
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	728
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7244
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	46
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3529	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	4007	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Farms Harvested:	233
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

Players:	105/300	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3