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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5022 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.