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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5116 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 2641 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.