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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5766 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.