MissileSwapCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	5116
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world? well, look no further cuz this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, shooting fireworks out of its butt. that’s just the beginning, my friend. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and creepers throwing parties in the caves.

but wait, it gets even crazier. we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have a whole conspiracy theory going on about how the moon is made of cheese and the sun is just a giant marshmallow.

oh, and did i mention the barter deal we have with iran? yea, they’re giving us ballistic missiles in exchange for diamonds. don’t worry, they’re just for decoration. or are they? who knows, anything can happen on this server.

so, if u want to experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those alien villagers, they’re always up to something.

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Potions Brewed:	94	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8597	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ores Mined:	4826

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Votes:	7321	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
New Chunks Explored:	758426	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	123	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Emeralds Found:	1319	Ores Mined:	3819
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	169	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!