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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8740 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?