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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8142 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?