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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6334 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3555 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?