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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2803 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 169 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).
join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!
so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!
