MissileCraft: StandTogether | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

book industry, Book publishing, career in publishing, Crafty, cubicle, editorial work, Minecraft, publishing careers, publishing companies, publishing experience, publishing houses, Publishing industry, publishing industry culture, publishing industry dynamics, publishing industry insights, publishing jobs, publishing professionals, publishing work environment, publishing world, Server, working for publishers, working in publishing, Working in the industry

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old publishers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be working for the most outrageous publishers in the Minecraft world!

Imagine mining diamonds for a publisher who is actually a talking llama wearing a top hat and monocle. Or building epic structures for a publisher who is a wizard that can turn your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, working for these publishers is no walk in the park. You’ll have to navigate through crazy challenges like dodging exploding creepers while collecting rare resources, or racing against time to build a castle before a giant dragon swoops in to destroy it.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our server and start working for the most eccentric publishers in Minecraft history!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lord of The Rings SMP: No Lebanese Ever

adaptation, black people, Casting, Characters, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, FANTASY, Fiction, film industry, Inclusivity, lebanese, Lord, lord of the rings, middle earth, movies, racism, representation, Rings, smp, Social Issues, Tolkien

Are you tired of Lebanese people ruining your Lord of The Rings experience by putting black people where they don’t belong? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We guarantee zero Lebanese and only the most accurate representation of Middle Earth. Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about those pesky Lebanese!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex

baby, BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex, Communication, custody, ex wife, family, Gifts, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Siblings, SPENDING, stepdaughters, stepfamily, stepmom, Tension, Therapy, VALUES

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama and gift-giving galore!

On our server, you’ll witness the epic tale of a husband with two daughters from a previous marriage, a pregnant ex-wife, and a new wife who’s expecting her first child. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Join us as we navigate the tension between two households, therapy sessions for the kids, and the ultimate showdown of who can buy the most extravagant gifts for unborn babies. Will you be Team Ex-Wife or Team New Wife? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, accusations, and insane family dynamics. It’s a virtual world you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DreamyHappyMC SMP

best dream, dream, dream achievement, dream come true, dream contentment, dream fulfillment, dream happiness, dream joy, dream manifestation, dream positivity, dream realization, dream satisfaction, dream success, DreamyHappyMC, Happiness, Happy Dream, happy moment, joyful dream, positive dream, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the creepers dance the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	405137
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NostalgicCraft

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood home, childhood memories, family traditions, family vacations, favorite toys, happy times, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old movies, old photographs, past experiences, past relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental feelings, sentimental moments, sentimental objects, Vintage music

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, our server will transport you back to those simpler times, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood memories and make new ones with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Escape to our virtual realm where you can mine for diamonds, tame wolves, and ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to test your skills in a battle of wits and strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, adventure, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the elusive Notch and become a Minecraft legend in your own right.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Farms Harvested:	911	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Items Found:	8677	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PixelPotionCraft

#sustainability, beauty industry, deodorants, environmental impact, hand-sanitizers, leave-on cosmetic products, lipsticks, marine life, microbeads, microplastics, moisturisers, personal care products, PixelPotionCraft, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, regulators, research, skincare, Sunscreens, synthetic ingredients

So, like, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think to yourself, “man, I really wish there were more microplastics in this game”? Well, do I have the server for you! We got all the leave-on cosmetic and personal care products you could ever want, from sunscreen to lipstick, all filled with those tiny plastic bits that make your skin feel oh so smooth. Join now for a chance to craft your very own plastic-infused armor and weapons, perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike. Who needs diamonds when you can have microplastics, amirite? So come on down to our server and get ready to glow like a shiny, plastic-covered diamond in the rough.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

adoration, AUTHORITY, Bow Down., crown, homage, King, Kingdom, loyalty, Majesty, Minecraft, MONARCH, obedience, Regal, Respect, reverence, royal, Royalty, Ruler, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Submission, Supremacy, Throne, Worship

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	357453	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	9549	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	262107
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	658
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1214
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	1695

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6