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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7416 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Farms Harvested: | 638 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
you start mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts giving you free diamonds. like, what kind of server is this, amirite?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? yeah, that’s a thing here.
but wait, there’s more. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs at your enemies. like, who wouldn’t want to join this server, right?
so come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.