come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Star Shards Collected: 290 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 288 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 New Chunks Explored: 774591

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8254 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ores Mined: 1974 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7418 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 290 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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