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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Farms Harvested: 655
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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