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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9332 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4919 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start catcalling you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where all the villagers mansplain everything to you. It’s a wild ride of gender stereotypes and questionable behavior, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your morals and laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all, come join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?