MineyCrafty
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| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2143 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server and are plotting to overthrow the players. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest and most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
BLAZEANARCHY – Immerse yourself in an unbridled world of anarchy and adventure!
The Minecraft server, available from version 1.13 to 1.20, invites you to an exciting journey. Create private spaces using blocks, protecting your territories from intruders. For your activity on the server you will be rewarded with unique prizes. Become a true spawn hunter or explore alchemical secrets. Participate in auctions, sell rare items from a buyer. Compete among the top players and show your skills in /pvp battles. And the busy schedule of events promises you non-stop excitement and entertainment. Join BLAZEANARCHY and become part of this exciting dystopia!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a thrilling mystery plot that will keep you guessing and speculating. And let’s not forget about our amazing style and monster designs that will blow your mind!
So why wait? Join us now for a non-lewd yuri adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover a love story that will make Romeo and Juliet jealous.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
