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| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 115 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.
So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!
2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!
3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8792 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!
So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 344 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.
Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1460 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
