Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

    Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

    And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

    Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

    Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 424
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

    BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!
    Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

    CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

    But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

    Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

    Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Ores Mined: 5750
    Potions Brewed: 174 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyJontronBros

    CraftyJontronBros
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

    Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals
    Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Towns Built: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

    StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

    And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 402588 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

    Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players
    Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

    Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

    Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2699 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 191 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

    Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

    One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 257 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Dimension Hops: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Brexit: Where I Fixed Europe and Built a Better World in Minecraft

    Blocky Brexit: Where I Fixed Europe and Built a Better World in Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have fixed Europe! No more pesky glitches or boring landscapes, we’ve turned Europe into a land of endless adventure and excitement.

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to slay dragons in the Eiffel Tower, or mining for diamonds in the ruins of the Colosseum. Our custom-built villages are filled with quirky NPCs who will trade you rare items for the most ridiculous things, like a stack of cooked chicken or a selfie with a creeper.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world, and it’s up to you to stop them before it’s too late. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of a fixed Europe like never before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2370
    Falling into the Void: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Banter Blvd

    Blocky Banter Blvd
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, unicorns roaming the land, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Potions Brewed: 134 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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