Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Buildings Constructed: 34 Royal Courts Attended: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 403
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 155

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Villages Defended: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Farms Harvested: 848 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 186 New Chunks Explored: 462658

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blooh Network

    Blooh Network

    Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5512 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MCFriendly

    MCFriendly

    We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Discord

    Discord

    A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Emeralds Found: 4624
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Mine Pirata

    Mine Pirata

    MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Dungeon Realms

    Dungeon Realms

    DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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