This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 212 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1201 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
