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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3118 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 182 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
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but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
