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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2764 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 61 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | New Chunks Explored: | 923262 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
