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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4132 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 157 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
