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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9144 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
