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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7222 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 79 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
