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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8569 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4884 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
