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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8597 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 258 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
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join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!