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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7209 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 2577 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
