MineHouse Network | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2182
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

10/10 song, hidden classics, hidden gems, hidden hits, hidden masterpieces, hidden music, Hidden Tracks, hidden treasures, Hit, lesser known artists, MineTunez, music discovery, music recommendations, musical gems, musical treasures, obscure songs, overlooked songs, rare finds, underground music, underrated music, undiscovered, undiscovered gems, undiscovered songs

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	342
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	9515
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Items Found:	3844	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Robo Doc Finger Fun

abnormal lumps, Artificial Intelligence, dark places, diagnostic purposes, Doc, examination tools, Finger, Fun, future of medicine, Healthcare, healthcare industry, innovation, medical advancements, medical doctor, medical technology, patient care, physical examinations, pulse, Robo, robotic finger, robotics, Technology, ultrasensitive, warm places

come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	254
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ores Mined:	9730

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WreckMC

armor, classic, Community, CONTENT, Custom, Economy, Experience, Fun, Game, gamemode, Items, love, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Old, Players, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Tools, Upcoming, Vanilla, vision, WreckMC

WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

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Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

Server Overview:

A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

Links:

Discord Server

Trailer on YouTube

Images:

The Western Front (With Defenses)

The Central Powers

The Triple Entente

The Eastern Front

The Gallipoli Campaign

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
Can I choose any country to fight for?	Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
What kind of defenses can I create?	Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
Are there different fronts to battle on?	Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

attraction, bad boy, beauty, creeper, DATING, Decision making, dick size, double standards, Femininity, Gender Roles, gentle guy, height, long-term relationships, Masculinity, Minecraft, nice guy, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, steve

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Buildings Constructed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2988
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	2795
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

anger, anxiety, Contentment, Despair, emotion, Emotional rollercoaster, EmoVibe, EXCITEMENT, fear, feelings, Frustration, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, Loneliness, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Peace, Sadness, smp

Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adventure, Alternate Reality, BUILD, CraftyUniverse, dream world, Dystopia, Enchanting, escapism, Explore, fantastical, FANTASY, fictional universe, imagination, Immersive, MAGICAL, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Sci Fi, speculative fiction, speculative world, surreal, SURVIVE, utopia, WHIMSICAL

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	352470
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HamasHavocCraft

AMBITION, captured documents, Conflict, destabilization, extremist group, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, Havoc, Insurgency, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political agenda, Propaganda, Radicalism, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, Unrest, violence

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Farms Harvested:	887	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

0.78 seconds, atomic structure, Element Properties, Element Synthesis, half life, halflife, Havoc, Isotope Discovery, Isotope Stability, New Isotope, Nuclear Chemistry, nuclear decay, nuclear physics, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, Physicists, PlutoCraft, plutonium, Plutonium-227, Radioactive Elements, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, synthesize

lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	155
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Nova Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Minecraft Anarchy Freedom Adventure Rules Anti-cheat Elytra Hacks Doxxing Rank Chaos Explore Build Team Destroy Gaming Community Survival PvP Sandbox

Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	160	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ores Mined:	1536
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7