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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9537 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 83 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the characters in Genshin Impact are talking about it. They’re all like, “I wish I could join that SMP and build a house with my bare hands.” And don’t even get me started on the weapon banner – we’ve got Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm) that will make your enemies tremble in fear.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and be a part of the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. And remember, if you see a creeper, just give it a high-five and watch it explode with joy. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!