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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5463 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4403 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 97 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
We’ve got protein shake dispensers in every biome, so you can bulk up while exploring the world. And don’t even get us started on our custom workout routines – ever tried doing squats while fighting off a horde of zombies? It’s the ultimate glute workout!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beefcake Bob, a mysterious NPC who only appears once a month to challenge players to arm-wrestling contests. Beat him and you’ll earn the title of Beefcake Champion, along with a special diamond dumbbell to show off to your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get swole in the most ridiculous way possible!