MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BathroomBashersMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	2760
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BinLadensCraft

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

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Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Towns Built:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Divine Spears Created:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchantments Applied:	268
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

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Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Void Gems Collected:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

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come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Dimension Hops:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Farms Harvested:	827
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2