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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4393 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.