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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3766 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.