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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9617 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 86 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 617 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!