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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1532 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!