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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2630 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 9155 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!