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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6935 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!