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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1548 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
New Chunks Explored: | 395027 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!