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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3549 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!