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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4558 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!